Gordon Brown as Arnold Layne

Gordon Brown,
Had some strange habits,
The bizarre gurn,
Makes your stomach churn
It suits him fine.

On the wall, hung a tall mirror
Distorted view, Mandy says they love you
He dug it

Oh Gordon Brown,
Get out of town,
Why won't you go?
You should go.
You should go.
Why can't you see?

Now he's caught, in the Queen's court.
Panic.
He begged to Clegg,
Too late, piss off mate
He hates it

Oh Gordon Brown,
Get out of town,
Why won't you go?
You should go.
You should go.
Why can't you see?

Gordon Brown, Gordon Brown, Gordon Brown, Gordon Brown,
Don't do it again.