Brilliant comment below this ridiculous story in the Daily Grail.
"So his bogus magic water was illegal because it wasn't really bogus magic water from Lourdes, as endorsed by a man in Rome wearing a frock?"
ROFL
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Friday, July 2, 2010
Wednesday, April 14, 2010
Had a funny thought
I had a strange half-awake dream this morning. It's the Cameroid, about 3 days before the election coming out and basically saying:
"Labour keep nicking our policies, or lying to undermine them, so we've kept these beauties under major secrecy until the last moment", then laying out a proper badass manifesto involving an EU referendum, savage spending cuts, a proper quango bonfire that doesn't involve another quango to manage, a single tax rate and various other bits that I can't remember because I was half asleep. Naturally he went on to win by a massive landslide, as about 20% of the country who weren't planning to vote said "sod it, I think I will".
I know it won't happen, but I can't think for the life of me why not. He could crush NuLab this way, they just would not have time to respond at all.
"Labour keep nicking our policies, or lying to undermine them, so we've kept these beauties under major secrecy until the last moment", then laying out a proper badass manifesto involving an EU referendum, savage spending cuts, a proper quango bonfire that doesn't involve another quango to manage, a single tax rate and various other bits that I can't remember because I was half asleep. Naturally he went on to win by a massive landslide, as about 20% of the country who weren't planning to vote said "sod it, I think I will".
I know it won't happen, but I can't think for the life of me why not. He could crush NuLab this way, they just would not have time to respond at all.
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